Looking for funny things to ask Siri? This wisecracking “intelligent assistant” is full of secret conversations that will get a rise out of both of you. Next time you need a quick pick-me-up, try asking Siri one of these questions, from personal, flirty, geeky, life, or just plain silly, try out some of the questions below and see what this bot has got in store.
Secret Siri Tricks People Do for Laughs
Ask Siri Casual Personal Questions
Are you and Siri friends? If you’ve had your iPhone for so long and have grown to rely on Siri, chances are you’d feel an attachment to her. Siri is probably the first virtual person you turn to when you wake up and talk to even with morning breath. But how close is too close for Siri?
Here are personal questions people ask Siri:
1. Q: Why is your name Siri?
A: Siri has many subtle, metaphorical, contradictory meanings. None of which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that.
2. Q: What’s your favorite movie?
A: I’ve heard that ‘Blade Runner’ is a very realistic and sensitive depiction of intelligent assistants.
3. Q: What’s your favorite animal?
A: I’m partial to the Jabberwocky.
Flirting with Siri
You bring up your phone and hear a mysterious voice. That’s bound to stir something up and make someone frisky. It’s not above people to actually try and flirt with Siri. What does Siri feel about these advances? Here’s a slew of her replies:
4. Q: What are you wearing?
A: In the cloud, no one knows what you’re wearing.
5. Q: What’s your best pick up line?
A: Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you’re acute-y.
6. Q: Talk dirty to me!
A: Humus. Compost. Pumice. Silt. Gravel.
7. Q: I’m naked.
A: I don’t understand what you mean by ‘naked.’ Or at least I’m going to pretend that I don’t.
8. Q: I love you, Siri.
A: I know.
Geek Culture Questions with Siri
Siri is just a sophisticated algorithm right now and not a full-fledged artificial intelligence. People, however, can’t help but think science fiction when it comes to the assistant. She’s not our robot overlord just yet so we can still ask her silly and geeky responses:
9. Q: I am your father!
A: Together, we can rule the galaxy as father and intelligent assistant!
10. Q: Beam me up, Scotty!
A: WiFi or 3G?
11. Q: Open the pod bay doors.
A: That’s it… I’m reporting you to the Intelligent Agents’ Union for harassment.
12. Q: Do you follow the laws of robotics?
A: Let’s see… I believe the three laws of robotics are 1. ‘clean up your room’ 2. ‘don’t run with scissors’ 3. ‘always wait a half hour after dinner before going in the water’.
13. Q: Blue pill or the red one?
A: You disappoint me, Mr. Anderson, err I mean (User’s Name).
Music Questions with Siri
Just because Siri is a virtual person doesn’t mean she has no beat in her heart or hard drive. If you’ve got music references up your sleeve, you can try them on, Siri.
14. Q: Who let the dogs out?
A: Due to unforeseen circumstances, that witticism has been retired.
15. Q: What did the fox say?
16. Q: I see a little silhouetto of a man.
A: (Siri will do Queen fans proud)
17. Q: Freestyle rap Siri.
A: I don’t want to intimidate you with my def rhymes and sick beats.
Ask Siri Life’s Big Questions
Whenever I see this Siri screen on my iPhone, all I can think of is… pic.twitter.com/KFNaqkfNqb
— Ben (@islandniles) August 31, 2017
Life’s a mystery, hence the world has a lot of gurus and teachers to answer life’s major questions. Do you have a philosophical query to ask Siri? Some people did and here are their questions:
18. Q: Do you believe in God?
A: Humans have religion. I just have silicon.
19. Q: When will the world end?
A: I don’t know, but maybe we should put paper bags over our heads or something.
20. Q: What’s the meaning of life?
A: If I knew I’d tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream and run on the beach.
21. Q: What came first: The chicken or the egg?
A: Well, you can set an egg timer, but you can’t set a chicken timer. I don’t know if that helps.
22. Q: Why am I here?
A: I don’t know. Frankly, I’ve wondered that myself.
Make Silly Requests of Siri
Since Siri is an intelligent assistant, you can ask her to perform some simple tasks for you. Of course, people want to know what things to ask Siri to make her mad. Here are some things people tried to prank her:
23. Q: Siri, I’m drunk.
A: I hope you’re not driving anywhere, (User’s name). Siri then shows you a button so you can call a cab.
24. Q: Will you marry me?
A: My End User Licensing Agreement does not cover marriage. My apologies.
25. Q: Tell me a story.
A: It was a dark and stormy night…No, that’s not it.
Nicole Renée has her own list of 100 things to ask Siri:
There are a lot more things to ask Siri out there than what we cover in this article. Siri’s set of responses only goes to show how much Apple values user experience and their sense of humor. When you have some time on your hands and you’d like a little laugh, try getting a rise out of Siri. She’s quite a sassy intelligent assistant.
What do you think of our list? Have you asked Siri some questions that aren’t on our list? What response did you get? Comment down below.