Are yoo a noobie? Here’s the latest test

Every so often one of these emails comes across my inbox and they are always good for a laugh. Ever wondered if you are a noobie? Well, if you can relate to any of these, the answer is yes!

Customer: Hi, this is Celine. I can't get my DVD out!!!
Tech Support: Have you tried pushing the button?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure it's really stuck.
Tech Support: That doesn't sound good; I'll make a note.
Customer: No, wait a minute, I hadn't inserted it yet. It's still on my desk... sorry. Thank you.

Tech Support: Click on the My Computer icon on the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?

Customer: Good afternoon, this is Martha. I can't print. Every time I try, it says Can't Find Printer. I even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it!!!

Customer: I have problems printing in red.
Tech Support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah... thank you.

Tech Support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
Customer: A teddy bear that my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11 store.

Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Tech Support: Are you sure your keyboard is plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Tech Support: Pick up your keyboard and take ten steps backwards.
Customer: Okay...
Tech Support: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Tech Support: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Wait a moment please... Ah, that one does work. Thanks.

Customer: I have a huge problem! My friend has placed a screen saver on my computer... but every time I move my mouse, it disappears.